I go to lube up my pussy but it doesn’t need it you got me so into this it’s like I’m counting all my sins but they’re not sins at all shit I was making all these calls bout you being pussy-whipped (which is … true) but then I get into your bedroom & it’s like damn where’d all this lone wolf apathy shit go? I guess I’d got so used to disappointment I didn’t see this coming (I didn’t see me coming) & normally I’m out hot quick in the morning cos I wanna go read my fantasy novels by myself but now it’s like I’m living a fantasy novel feeling like Yennefer of … Island Bay (velvet cape stays on this time, fishnets too?) & shit it’s one in the afternoon but we’re going for … round four? ... I dunno I lost count your stamina is like damn I already made a Witcher reference but like you know you’ve even got a literal sword & that’s not even an innuendo & you light shit on fire like … my vagina & nobody’s ever touched my clit like this before except me, but like no man has ever touched my clit like this before & then you’re all like I probably should’ve mentioned this earlier but I’m left-handed & I have this giant revelation of wait, you’ve been doing this shit backwards? & you say yeah, that’s my off hand THAT’S YOUR OFF HAND??? & we laugh so hard we cry which is a really nice thing to do in the middle of having the shit fucked out of you & then I get on top & the patriarchy dismantles itself before our eyes (I guess this is why all the best sorcerers are women … bitch got magic …) but I mean like, I don’t wanna be on top forever & you can touch me a little less softly if you want to I know you got fire in those hands (not to make astrological assumptions or anything but … you’re an Aries …) so please dom the shit out of me cos it’s tiring being such a strong, powerful woman all the time & I need a fucking break & if there’s anyone I’d trust to break me & put me back together really nicely afterwards it would be you you Libra moon ass bitch & I like that we can fuck for hours & still get plenty of sleep (god, I’m like a baby in this spoon) & it’s so fucking comfortable, & easy & then you lift my hips & I’m pretty sure you’re a wizard & I’ll learn all I can from you as this … transformation manifests … cos my eyes are seeing violet & you’ve got me in heat & there ain’t no other fantasy in which I’d rather be.
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