wouldn’t that be a right humiliation
after ‘Mind-Boy Problem’ by Larry McIntosh McMyler
1 brainscan
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if you (have) a blue brain: you are a boy
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if you (have) a pink red brain: you are a girl
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(our) evidence suggests: ‘purple’ is a bad & ugly colour
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2 testresults
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a cursory glance revealed: some patterns
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it is (our) belief that: you (have) lots of lovely neurons
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you’re a superstar: & you’re so smart
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3 furtheranalysis
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after peeking inside: (your) cranium
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we found: (un)cooked saveloys & red liquid
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this is consistent w/: all (our) other research participants
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4 finalconclusions
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everyone (has) a pink red brain: ∴ everyone is a girl
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& what’s more: you do not (have) synaesthesia at all
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the colours ‘red’ & ‘blue’ are correspondent w/
the sensations of ‘hot’ & ‘cold’: “
[i] [(have)] no evidence just a feeling”
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excusesexcuses
when from a cautionary straddle onto
onto anchor helium drunk & dragging
& fails the (re)conciliatory set of incumbent excuses
at first it{self} at present torment
chant scarlet democratic rash we think it
& we think it of our{selves} we think about herd & watch(.)
(is) it (is) cool at different times–– the haste remarks
a not (un)fortunate set of beliefs:
altogether we lecture 'melting pot' & separately retire
then the election day then the kitchen
even if you (have) a comfortable lounge
everyone congregates in the kitchen
this is a party:
costumes(!)
bad granny smith
after ‘Wild Women Don’t Have the Blues’ by Ida Cox
for bad apple
smoking dope & watching clouds
she winks & woos the local crowd
(her) pearly whites & crisping bite
she loves (her) loves all day & night
she's the freshest apple bong
carved-out granny nothing wrong
take note of (her) granny-style:
change your ways, get real wild
she keeps (her) garden growing green
she keeps (her) garden growing green
she keeps (her) garden growing green
she keeps (her) garden growing green
